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    You are here: Home / Destinations / Europe / Italian Curse Words To Know – Wicked Italian For The Traveler

    03/19/2020

    Italian Curse Words To Know – Wicked Italian For The Traveler

    When learning a new language, why is it that we always seem to look up the curse words first? I typically start with helpful phrases such as asking where the bathroom is located, ordering a glass of wine, and basic counting from 1 to 10.  After that, I tend to want to know the “dirty words.”  (Don’t we all?) Which is why I was so happy to find a little book filled with creative Italian curse words and funny phrases, Wicked Italian For The Traveler.

    Italian Curse Words To Know - Wicked Italian For The Traveler

    Let me back up a bit. This all started with a gift from a friend. A little book titled, “Wicked French for the Traveler.”  This passport-sized reference book is a great distraction for me when I have writer’s block or when plain curiosity has me looking up chapters like, “Organs You May Wish To Avoid,” or “How To Condescend Like A Native.”

    Imagine my delight when I found more of these in a local wine shop (of all places?).  I picked up one for Spanish and one for Italian, both of  which include all the most language basics one might need. But more importantly, they also have fun phrases and gentle curse words that are just simply entertaining.

    Meaningful Things To Say About Olive Oil

    For example, in Wicked Italian For Travelers, there’s a whole section on olive oil that is just hilarious. Of course this caught my eye as a foodie. And you know Italians take olive oil seriously. Here are just a few examples:

    One taste tells you the olives grew in full view of the cathedral
    Un assaggio ti dice che le olive sono maturate di fronte ad una cattedrale.

    Just wait until you taste the extra virgin!
    Ma aspetta di assaggiare quello extra vergine!

    Italian Curse Words To Know - Wicked Italian For The Traveler

    Entertaining Flirty Phrases

    Of course, since its Italian, there’s also a whole section for flirty phrases. Or come-backs to deflate unwanted attention. For instance:

    What is your name, my celestial fruit basket?
    Come ti chiami, mio cestino di frutta celestiale?

    Not if you were the last man on earth.
    Neanche se lei fosse l’unico uomo sulla terra.

    Italian Curse Words To Know

    And finally, a few of those zingers you’ve been waiting for. Italian curse words to jot down, from tame to dirty. I have to say, these are especially useful when driving in Italy.

    Your father is as smart as a chicken.
    Tuo padre e un pollo.

    Screw yourself
    Vaffanculo

    Complete Asshole!
    Proprio uno stronzo.

    Putting It All Together

    Out of the three “wicked” books I mentions, Italian has become my favorite because of the section on effective letter-writing. It lets you put whole entertaining scenarios together. Let me give you an example:

    I often get asked, “what do you recommend as a good gift for a traveler?”  Definitely these!  Even if they’re fluent in the language, I think most people will appreciate the entertainment

    The books are Wicked Italian For The Traveler, Wicked French, and Wicked Spanish For The Traveler by Howard Tomb. Ciao and enjoy!

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    Originally posted 2011. Updated in 2020.

     

    Filed Under: Europe, Travel & Food Blog Tagged With: Italy

    About Rachelle Lucas

    Rachelle is the founder of TheTravelBite.com and was named one of USA Today's 10Best Food and Travel Bloggers. She believes the best way to learn about a destination is through its flavors and collects recipes from her trips to recreate them here on The Travel Bite. In her spare time she enjoys running and yoga to balance out her food obsession.

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    1. Manny Reynaldo says

      01/04/2012 at 5:57 am

      Rachelle,

      On my first business trip to Italy 25 years ago I was made aware of two very important words
      “uscita” which means exit and “vendita” which means on sale. I was looking for a present to buy for my wife and thought that the name of the store was “Vendita”.

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    2. The GypsyNesters says

      01/07/2012 at 4:29 pm

      What funn to find this post! I absolutely love Wicked Italian but had a very embarassing episode after giving away a copy to an english teacher friend of mine in Pavia. Trying to pul off the funny sayings from memory can get you in trouble.
      Thanks for the memory,
      -David

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    3. Melle says

      05/21/2020 at 11:06 pm

      I absolutely used phrases from Wicked Italian when spending every Easter in Rimini for ten years. Wondering if our orders would ever arrive, “We can wait only four days,” « Possiamo aspetare solo quatro giorni, » didn’t actually accelerate the service but it was fun rolling it off my tongue. Great gifts if you can find them used on Abebooks.com

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      • Rachelle Lucas says

        05/26/2020 at 12:44 pm

        LOL! I love that phrase for waiting for orders to arrive. That is hilarious. We were in Rimini last summer and loved it. Hope to go again!

        Reply

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